HOMER & EDDIE: A retarded man (Belushi), gets help from a sociopathic woman (Whoopi), when she tries to reunite him with his dying father. They embark on a journey of a lifetime that brings comic relief & adventure to the screen. A must for all Jim Belushi & Whoopi Goldber fans. TEENAGE VAMPIRE: A young student finds himself being transformed into a vampire after an accidental lucky night out with an attractive vampire-ess. Then with the help of a 300 year old teacher & the handbook "Vampirism - a guide to alternative lifestyle", he finds out that blood does not taste as bad as he expected. Of course, he does not bite women, as a good guy he sticks to pig blood which is offered by the local butcher as a special offer for vampires. Trouble rises when vampire hunter tries to track him down with wooden sticks and silver bullets...